Letting the machine decide.

I have been toying with the idea to design my own deck of cards (I’ve even spoken to some designer friends about it). I have also been playing with AI generated images… So why not put 2 and 2 and 2 and 2…

The images AI can generate are stunning but there are some inherent problems. For the Aces of Spades you see here I told the AI to create a “dark ace of spades with a realistic skull and gothic/tribal swirls on an orange bicycle playing card background”.

That instruction shows both the strength and weakness of the AI. It’s insane that with such limited instructions a machine can come up with the image you see here. But that’s not an orange background, it’s a wooden table! Reading back through the instruction the problem becomes clear…The AI put the skull on an orange background on a dark ace of spades.

As soon as there is any ambiguity in the instruction you never know what you will end up with. Whether that is a strength or a weakness I’ll leave up to you. That I was never going to get a bicycle background was a given, the riderback design is a trademark of the USPCC, but this is not the interpretation I was expecting. And that is AI’s biggest drawback, at least if you want to use it for design work. Since you can’t be certain what will come out of the machine, getting consistent results (multiple designs that look like a coherent set) is damn near impossible.

As a source of inspiration though,  HOLY SHIT! 


The image to the left was created using MidJourney

So it’s not that I am newly obsessed with playing cards, more that I rediscovered an old obsession. And now that I am regressing back into my youth (yeah I am that old) and also have some semblance of disposable income… Well, I figured now that I have as many years under my belt as there are cards in a standard deck, I should spend some time with pieces of pasteboard. Honestly, it’s the “cool” kid’s version of collecting postage stamps. Where stamps have monarchs and politicians and famous landmarks and… Boring! Playing cards with their saloon-style, poker night flavour conjure up images of bourbon soaked all-nighters. But to be fair to postage stamps, collecting playing cards is every bit as nerdy… Just in a different way. I mean, I have invested in a storage system. Granted, it’s just a box, but still… A storage system! Is this box acid-free? I asked the sales-guy, I want my disposable pieces of mass-produced paper to still be there when my kid’s kids learn to play poker. Don’t touch that! It’s an antique!

FEIKO

THIS ONE IS IN DUTCH – If you know your history, you know that the guy that discovered Australia (or at least parts of it) was a Dutchman. His name was Abel Tasman. Hence, one of the states in this great nation being called Tasmania. After world war 2 a little boy called Feiko Bouman traveled with his parents from Groningen (a province in the Netherlands) to Australia to resettle. Years later, this boy would become one of Australia’s most sought after architects. Now Feiko Bouman wants to build a museum for Abel Tasman in the seafarer’s hometown of Lutjegast. Time for SBS Dutch to ask some questions…

Angela Versluis in het tenue van Excelsior

THIS ONE IS IN DUTCH – De Zeeuwse voetbalster Angela Versluis maakte in juli haar droomtransfer. Ze verruilde Excelsior Rotterdam, die in de Nederlandse Eredivisie speelt, voor Queensland Lions FC in Brisbane. Eventjes bellen dus.

THIS ONE IS IN DUTCH – Heleen is a film maker. She wants to make a docco (that’s Aussie for documentary) about people from the Westland region in the province of South Holland that moved to Australia to try their luck in the rugged outback. I called her to see what plans she had for her film, how things were coming along and to find out if she still needed people (hint: Yes) – This originally aired on SBS Dutch

Andy & Erica

HOLY HOLE IN A DONUT, BATMAN… I haven’t been here in forever. And in the process I have been really slack with posting new content for you to pod on… Let’s remedy that! While this is isn’t exactly “hot off the press”, it’s the last item I produced for SBS. Not last as in never again, last as in most recent. Even if most recent is 3 months ago… Oops! Anyway…

THIS ONE IS IN DUTCH. A year or so ago Erica, Dutch immigrant to Queensland and experienced sailor, lost her, even more experienced sailor husband to a Crocodile attack in the mangroves of far northern Queensland. I decided to look her up and ask her how she is doing now that she sails solo. It was a few days before her late husband’s memorial service on what should have been his birthday. Spoiler alert: Erica is a strong woman, and doing fine!

THIS ON IS IN DUTCH (AND ALSO A BIT OF ENGLISH) – Regular listeners know his name by heart. Jordy is the Dutch backpacker that decided to buy a boat to escape COVID19 and sail back to the Netherlands. Well, that was easier said than done. BUT! He is on his way and together with Yoga teacher, helmswoman, and partner (yes, all rolled into one) Loryn, he made his way to Indonesia. It only took a year but Loryn and Jordy finally made it to Indonesia. For SBS Dutch I called them while they were in quarantine off the coast of Kupang on the island of Timor. This interview originally aired on SBS on 21 October 2021!

And then there was this thing, all of a sudden… I was listening to an episode of the Daily Source Code (with Adam Curry) and there was this song, about podcasting… Catchy little number! Written by some unknown guy calling himself Greg St. Claire. Recorded and produced by Nashville recording artist Chris Hicks and sung by Oklahoma city vocalist Josh Cruise (Gee, I wonder where they got the band name from). It was basically a 3 minute jingle promoting podcasting. A bit of a circle jerk, really. But boy was it exciting!

This is a Skinny White Boy episode, that isn’t really an episode… I heard that song and wanted to blast it out to all 5 of my listeners. So it’s the shortest episode ever. And the best song ever! Whatever happened to St. Claire, nobody knows. Chris is now teaching music production at an OKC college and Josh… well Josh is still performing around the vast state of Oklahoma. You can catch the Josh Cruise Duo weekly, somewhere around town.

THIS ONE IS IN DUTCH – What do you do if you are traveling back to Australia from your mother’s funeral and have to spend 2 weeks in a lonely Covid-19 quarantine hotel room, without much in the way of support for your emotional wellbeing or indeed, anything to do at all. Weekly, in Australia, 100’s of people find themselves isolated from the world because federal regulations mandate that all overseas travelers go into 14-day quarantine upon arrival in Australia. Monique Mach née Walraven decided to make the best of a dire situation and used the 3 brown paper bags she would collect each day from food deliveries to make… stuff. Sometime a hat, sometimes a dress, and even the Statue of Liberty. When she decided to post her creations on Facebook, the good news story went viral!

TULSA 66

Today we learn what not to do in the left lane… or the right lane, if you happen to live in one of those strange countries where people drive on the left side and have their steering wheel on the right – I know weird right? Officer Jay once again calls upon the Gods of Hilarity  to teach us the rules of Oklahomean driving. This episode originally went onto your interwebz on 16 May 2007.