I MAKE THINGS!!

Actually… This is not a make, it’s a repair. Daughter dear didn’t like the elastic (it was that floss stuff). I said “What’s wrong with it?” while stretching the bracelet and then beads went flying. Clearly that wasn’t the strongest elastic. Well it is now! 

Now is probably a good time to explain that besides being a voice on the radio, and a collector of playing cards, I make stuff. Synchronized to music Christmas lights, 3D printed things, painfully bad dad jokes… And Bracelets. Yeah yeah, I just said this is a repair, I just restrung. it. But… I make originals as well. Sometimes I even 3D print bracelets. More on that later.

IF YOU SPEAK ENGLISH YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS! It used to be “This is Gary’s daughter Emily”. Nowadays he is introduced as Emily’s father Gary. Football runs in the family. Dad Gary used to play in the Dutch competition. While Gary was born in Australia, his dad was an immgrant from the city of Leiden in the Netherlands. He played for the Socceroos in the Seoul Olympics and is currently the coach of the Newcastle Jets woman’s team. Daughter Emily is in the starting line-up for the Matildas at this year’s world championship. We talk about Gary’s time in Holland, how the Dutch government tried to draft him fr the Dutch military and I ask him the all important question. Who is the better footballer, Gary or his daughter Emily?

THIS ONE IS IN DUTCH – Dutch Minister for sport Conny Helder, wants the women’s world cup soccer in the Netherlands in 2027. To that end she was in NZ and AU (during this year’s event) to have some chats with FIFA and to learn how things were organised over here. She also spoke with local sports organisations about equality and safety in athletics. I spoke to her about her aspirations for the WWC, the pay gap between male and female sporters, and how to best address issues like that. I tried to coax out of her which Dutch parliamentarians could do with some more exercise, but like a true MP (which she is after all) she remained stoically silent on that subject.

(THIS ONE – ONCE AGAIN – IS IN DUTCH) Dwars door het midden van Australië in een auto op zonne-energie. Daar gaat het om bij de World Solar Challenge, een race van 3000 kilometer van Darwin naar Adelaide. Teams vanuit de hele wereld doen mee aan de twee jaarlijkse wedstrijd, die in het verleden al vaak is gewonnen door een team uit Nederland. Dit jaar hoopt Top Dutch Solar Racing uit Groningen aanspraak te maken op de overwinning met hun voertuig Green Thunder. Ik ben even gaan bellen met een van de coureurs, Mourad Mougou.

Master of Illusion

I have a game for my trusty old Nintendo DS – yes I still have mine, don’t judge! – that puts the player in the role of magician “having” to learn tricks. Of course I own that game, I wouldn’t expect anything else from me.  You can read all about it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_of_Illusion_(video_game)

One of these days I will finally tell the story of why I think the uNintendo Cards Are Markedniverse has been dropping hints I should have been a magician and not a product manager, or radio host, or journalist, or bartender, or software developer, or CTO, or musician (all jobs I have held) but I digress

The game comes with its own deck of card, and I also still have that. In near perfect condition, I might add. It was actually the very first marked deck of cards I ever owned. I forgot all about that feature!  The marking is what is called a reader system, so the values of the face are simply written on the back. If you don’t know it, you will not see it. Once you do, you can’t unsee it. 

The cards are made by Tenyo who also produced the game. It’s ironic that Nintendo didn’t produce this themselves as (I was reminded recently) the company got started as a producer of playing cards. In 1889, Japanese businessman Fusajirō Yamauchi founded Nintendo as Nintendo Koppai, a card manufacturer on Shōmen-dōri street in Kyoto. From these humble beginnings, it grew into one of Japan’s largest playing card companies, before pivoting into other products like toys and electronics. So in essence this game brought them full circle.

About the cards

There is otherwise remarkably little to say about these cards, which I guess is really something you want in cards used to perform magic. They shouldn’t be the star of the show, should not draw attention to themselves (especially when marked). It’s cheap stock like you get in dollar-store cards. They are bridge sized which is not everyone’s cup of tea, but fairly standard outside the US.

That’s all she wrote, really.  It comes in a nice Nintendo branded box and they have held up well in the 16 years I owned them, especially considering they moved from the United States to Australia. Let me know in the comments if you can decipher the markings!

EGYPT

THIS INTERVIEW IS IN DUTCH – “When the mummified bodies came to the museum, a ceremony was held by elder Aunty Irene” – Visualizing Ancient Egypt in a modern way is what the exhibition Discovering Ancient Egypt is about. Visitors can walk through a life-size temple and experience Ancient Egypt through art, jewelry, but also everyday objects. Curator and Egyptologist Daniel Soliman from the National Museum of Antiquities in Leiden (NL), flew to Australia for the opening, to give a lecture. SBS reporter Jeroen Schouten (That’s me!) spoke to Daniel about the exhibition.

Visit Discovering Ancient Egypt at the WA Museum Boola Bardip, Perth Cultural Center until Sunday, October 8. The exhibition will travel later this year to the National Museum of Australia, and will visit the Queensland Museum in 2024.

40,000 decks – Missing!

You heard that right! In the 1970’s there was a casino in Vegas that has since closed its doors. The name of the place was Jerry’s Nugget and the story goes that they had 40,000 decks of cards printed that somehow never got used and ended up in storage. Some eccentric bastard bought the lot of them and now these cards are some of the most sought after playing cards in the world. Single decks are fetching upwards of $500 USD. Yup, FIVEHUNDRED DOLLARS! 

READ A LONG STORY ABOUT THESE CARDS HERE

And I thought that my $50 dollar Stranger and Stranger deck was expensive Ha! Ha! Look at this on Ebay… That’s a card collection containing a dozen of these decks and it has a “Buy Now” price of $11,000 USD. Holy Schmokes!

 

I am still working on memorizing cards in seemingly random order. I am still not very good at it, so don’t expect me on Australia’s Got Talent any. time. soon! However, I found something new that isn’t nearly as difficult. Not as versatile perhaps, but not as taxing on the old noggin. It’s a stack in which any card’s position can be calculated. But unlike some card stacks (I am looking at you Si Stebbins) this one still appears random to your spectator. It’s actually quite clever! 

Here, let me give you the first 10 cards: 10C, 7H, 4S, AD, JD, 6C, 7C, 9S, 6D, AC. Besides there being four clubs in the first ten cards (that’s a bit suspish) it starts with 10-7-4-A which is “three apart” . It doesn’t help that those cards are in CHaSeD order (Clubs, Hearts, Spades, Diamond).  Luckily, the pattern stops right there. There are a couple of very obvious signs of the cards being stacked but more about this later…

HARDING

This way of ordering cards is called the Bart Harding Stack. It is said to have originated somewhere, sometime around 1962 but, that is about as far as I have gotten with my research. Most online resources simply regurgitate the same pamphlet that explains the stack and that’s it. You can find a copy HERE. Because that 2-pager does a fine job explaining what is going on, I can be brief. Basically you “memorize” a virtual deck in near-new order. Clubs, hearts spades and diamonds from ace through to king. Each king thus sits in a position that is a multiple of 13. Each card is easy to find knowing where the kings are. You simply add or subtract the number to get you to the closest king. . If you need to know where the 10 of hearts is you simply have to remember that the king of hearts is in position 26. The 10 is three down from the king, so 23. Likewise the 6 of spades is six up from the king of hearts so 32. 

To find that card (6 of spades) in the deck that is actually in your hands (you know, the stacked deck) you reverse the position in the virtual (imaginary) deck to get 23. With a few exceptions each card can be found that way. The 3 of diamonds is in position 42 in your “sorted” deck and so 24 in your stack.

Sometimes of course, if you reverse a number you get something that is larger than 52.  In that case you subtract 5 from the first digit and add 5 to the second digit. 18 becomes 81. 8 minus 5 equals 3 and 1 plus 5 equals 6. The  6 of hearts is in position 36 in your stack.

If the number in your virtual deck is below 10 (single digit in other words), just add a zero. The 2 of clubs is in position 20.

Exceptions?

These are the only rules you have to remember. Psych! Here are the exceptions to the rule. The six and seven of clubs are in position 6 and 7 in the stack just like in your ordered (virtual) deck. This is because you can’t reverse those numbers into a number lower than 52. Not without clashing with another card that should be in the same position. 6 (for the 6 of clubs) becomes 06, in reverse that would be 60. That is above 52 so you sub 5 from the first digit to get 1 and add 5 to the second digit to get 5. the 15th position however is for the QD because 51 reversed is also 15. the 7C would clash with the KD. 

The ace of spades stays in position because 27 in reverse is 72 and 7 minus 5 equals 2 while 2 PLUS 5 equals 7 to get right back to 27.

Also, the 3 of hearts (16).

And the 5 of diamond (44), and all the other numbers that are doubles (11, 22, 33).

There are a few drawbacks…

The ace and jack of the same suit are always next to each other. So too are the two and queen of the same suit. People familiar with stacked decks might recognise this. Unlike the Aronson stack there are no built-in poker hands, that’s a bit of a bummer.  To be fair though, if you are better at adding and subtracting numbers in your head than you are at memorising seemingly random sequences, this may well be for you. I suck at both so… Woe is me! 

PS: As far as I know there is no easy way to organise cards into this stack.Boo!

Stranger & Stranger

There is something oddly unsettling (but also very cool) about a deck of cards in which not a single card shares any design patterns… Look at the photo to the left. All of those cards are spades and all of them belong to the same deck.

And the latter you can only tell because the backs are the same. As weird as this feels, it’s exactly what design firm Stranger & Stranger did when they did a colab with Art of Play. When you take these out of the box, you aren’t just grabbing a pack of cards. You are opening a case with 54 artworks. You pay a hefty price for the privilege (at least you do here in Australia) but look at them, why wouldn’t you?

Ultimate Deck

This breaks all the rules! There is a pantomime, and a tree, and is that an acupuncture chart? It’s a bold move… Playability is out the door! But then, you wouldn’t take this to your bridge club. God forbid uncle Bob would spill his Tanqueray and OJ on these. This deck of cards is a convo starter, nobody in their right mind would actually use these, right? You look at these cards. And then you smack anyone that tries to touch them without gloves on.

Technicalities… 

The Ultimate Deck was designed by Stranger & Stranger for Art of Play and printed by USPCC. It’s available from the Art of Play site (link above) for $25 US. International shipping starts at $11.75 US. That makes the total in Outback dollars $55.60 against the current (at the time of writing) exchange rate. If you’d rather shop locally, and you should support local business, I can suggest Shuffler, Piper Magic or The Maker – Hobart, which happens to be a sustainable clothing store that also happens to sell playing cards. Because, why not?

If you are not in Australia, sorry but you are on you are on your own.

You know you want it!

In normal reviews you would now be told what you already know, that the card stock is excellent, that it feels fantastic in your hands… For magicians, that these are traditionally cut so they faro like crazy.  But you aren’t ever going to use these! Just buy them! It’s like a coffee table book for card nerds…

 

THE END.

 

 

My favorite company to hate is no more…. ahhhh!

CardCutz made some funky cards. Some designs worked really well, others totally did not. I own a few of them. Worx, I still hate that design… Neoteric, Awesomely fun… Deckade, instantly dated by the back design containing the number 2020 – A year nobody wants to remember anyway.  Besides the Worx deck, which simply doesn’t (work, that is) a lot of their cards seem to be 80’s inspired judging by the combination of neons and pastels. It’s hard to know what demographic they were going for with their original designs, if any…

Incidentally, I never actually ordered any of their originals. I got those as freebies with other orders. That’s telling I guess, if you give away your limited editions. That makes no sense! Cardcutz released 19 original designs over 3 years. Each of them seem to come in a limited run of 2500, so that is a total of  47,500 decks of cards. That is a lot of cardboard! I wouldn’t know how to move that quantity of playing cards either…I truly think that they grossly overestimated how popular these cards would be… Never mind that these are printed by USPCC on crushed stock, which should have move monkeys salivate. That stuff is glorious! Don’t believe me? Order a deck of Bicycle Elites (exclusive to Penguin Magic). You will thank me later!

Anywho, if you go to the CardCutz web site now, all you will see is a gallery of their designs, which you can’t buy from them because they sold out. A “Contact Us” button which simply goes to an email address and a link to findcards.com, where you will see that plenty of places around the world still stock their cards. But the price is not going up so, again, that should tell you something about how ill-fated the endeavour that was CardCutz really was. 

I think it was a bum move to make Australians (where CardCutz originates) pay exorbitant shipping by moving your operations to the US, but I don’t wish any kind of bad luck on anyone… So good luck in your next adventure!

PS.

If that sounded insincere after my last tirade about this company, it isn’t. Some of the CardCutz designs were good. I would have thought there was a market for them.  I think, much like myself, that the principals of the outfit overestimated demand. I was initially very excited to see an Australian company enter the playing card space… Too bad, it didn’t work out.